Garden Haver Gifts

You will always find a spot to garden

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cat in a tank...

Pumpkin patch

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Lawnmower

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Watering the garden gnome

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

'Are they fresh?'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'