Garden Haver Gifts

You will always find a spot to garden

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cat in a tank...

Pumpkin patch

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bumble Bee

Lawnmower

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Watering the garden gnome

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'Are they fresh?'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Dog on leash not able to reach tree