Headbanger Gifts

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Alice Cooper

Death Metal Nite.

Steve Vai

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Oh-oh, here comes trouble..."

Joan Jett

"Pain threshold, one to ten?"

At the home for old musicians

Motorherd

Boomerang cow.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Rock On

Midterm election s results

Disease-y Top

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Boomerang fetching

When boomerangs argue.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Developing the boomerang.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."