Headbangers Gifts

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

Disease-y Top

Motorherd

Boomerang cow.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock On

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Joan Jett

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

When boomerangs argue.

Boomerang fetching

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

He played the infamous suicide note.

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Know Your Knots!

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Really big bang

'They're playing our song.'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

Alice Cooper

Smart dog

"Here you go; a tie to make your belly look smaller."