Headbanging Historian Gifts

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Archimedes statue with a lever

Motorherd

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock On

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Disease-y Top

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

A caveman attempting to make a cart

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

Graceland

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

He played the infamous suicide note.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

Useless-memory lane

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)