Hip-hop Historian Gifts

'It looks like another victim of Jack the Rapper, Sarge!'

Velocirappers

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Kritik's Korner

Rap music

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

A man taking a bow

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Steve Howe.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Veloci-Rapper

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Robert Schumann

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

The Fab Four

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Young Elvis

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.