Hip-hop Historian Pillows

'It looks like another victim of Jack the Rapper, Sarge!'

Velocirappers

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Rap music

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

A man taking a bow

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Veloci-Rapper

Robert Schumann

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.