Pop Culture Historian Gifts

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'Tell me about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Newt's Other Stats

"Do people kick each other in the shins anymore? Is that still a thing?" "Hmmm, I'm not sure. Are there still dogcatchers with big nets?" The Adventures of Jim and Barney *Tune in next time for more action!*

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Kevin Spacey. Specifically, we'll talk about that delightful television drama he stars in alongside one of my favorite actresses. Also, my tv has been at the repairman's shop for a couple weeks, so maybe you nice callers can fill me in on any big news stories I may have missed. Anyhow, I once met that nice young Mr. Spacey. He gave me a signed DVD of "American Beauty." I don't have a DVD machine, but I framed it because the cover

"The tower wants to know our position and our status and which 80s sitcom character we are."

Remember when being P.C. meant you liked Perry Como.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'That was so embarrassing: no-one does 'Little Britain' catch phrases anymore.'

"Everyone does Fat Santa, but I liked him better when he was young and cool."

Robert Crumb

Prince in the Afterlife

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Superheroes take a selfie

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"You've changed."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"