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"Do people kick each other in the shins anymore? Is that still a thing?" "Hmmm, I'm not sure. Are there still dogcatchers with big nets?" The Adventures of Jim and Barney *Tune in next time for more action!*

"The tower wants to know our position and our status and which 80s sitcom character we are."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Everyone does Fat Santa, but I liked him better when he was young and cool."

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"You've changed."

Superheroes take a selfie

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Hugh fans!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Filet minion

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"