Nostalgic Headbanger Gifts

I just can't head-bang the way I used to.

ZZZZZZZ Top

Large print rock'n'roll section

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rock and Roll

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Rock On

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Disease-y Top

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

Joan Jett

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

We love the Rolling Stones...

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

He played the infamous suicide note.

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'They're playing our song.'

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

"Time capsule 1994"

Alice Cooper

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

Steve Vai

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

the Carpenters greatest hits...