Digital Dasher Gifts

"When is it my turn?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Cellphone Islands

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Man and Machine snoozing

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"What's that you're reading?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Keep on Truckin.

"Streaming"

The Personal ATM

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.