Guitar-jamming Pastor Gifts

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Four Chanting Monks

Excommunicate Me.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Guitar Hero.

Choirboy

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

Heavenly voices.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

"Please rise."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"It's the new church organ."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Church sign.