Guitar Hero Worshiper Gifts

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Robert Fripp

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Anna Calvi

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Jimi Hendrix.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Steve Howe.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Mark Knopfler.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Guitar pickin'

George Michael

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Popera!