Family Hero Worshipper Gifts

Supergran.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Pyramid catflap...

Marilyn's Rushmore

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

Jennifer Aniston

"Yeah, the medals are nice, but this is what I'm most proud of!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Dad's home

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Davy Crocat

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

Egalitarian family

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

'I'm getting tired, Robin. Why don't we teach the poor to steal for themselves?'

Three shots - one franc.

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

Mother's Day

"OK, class, for Hispanic Heritage Month, I want you draw a Latino hero."

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'