Guitar Hero Worshipper Gifts

Frank Zappa

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Robert Fripp

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Marilyn's Rushmore

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

A child busking

Jennifer Aniston

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'I'm with the band.'

Gregg Allman

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Ronnie Wood

Bob Dylan

Courtney Love

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

Keith Richards

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

Saving up for lessons.

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Ritchie Blackmore.

Eric Clapton

'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'

Keith Richards.