Family Hero Worshipper T-Shirts

Supergran.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Pyramid catflap...

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

Dad's home

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Davy Crocat

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

Egalitarian family

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

'I'm getting tired, Robin. Why don't we teach the poor to steal for themselves?'

Three shots - one franc.

Mother's Day