Hero Worshipper T-Shirts

Surgeons high-five spectators as they enter emergency room.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Marilyn's Rushmore

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Jennifer Aniston

Church: Open Sundays

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

Fitness in church.

Ohm sweet Ohm

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Eight

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Worshiping the TV.

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

Frank Zappa

'A group of Jennifer Lopez's fans want us to make her a saint!' 'Really? A halo of J-Lo?'

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

'Some hero you turned out to be...'

'Please make it rain on the garden but not the lawn.'

The Alter of Football