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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Church for sports worshipers.

"He was a very good boy."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Church: Open Sundays

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Fitness in church.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Ohm sweet Ohm

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Catwoman // Cat Lady

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'