Hero Worshiper T-Shirts

'Some hero you turned out to be...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Church for sports worshipers.

"He was a very good boy."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Marilyn's Rushmore

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Church: Open Sundays

Jennifer Aniston

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

Fitness in church.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Superhero

Ohm sweet Ohm

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Eight

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

Catwoman // Cat Lady

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

Surgeons high-five spectators as they enter emergency room.

'A group of Jennifer Lopez's fans want us to make her a saint!' 'Really? A halo of J-Lo?'

Frank Zappa