Guilty Conscience Reflector Gifts

"I looked at a woman's bottom after laughing at an ironic racism joke, then I got into an argument with a guy about his religion. When I got home my dog looked at me as if I was Hitler!!..."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"I'm a monster."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"And this deep-seated delusion that you're basically a good person... did that start in childhood?"

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

"What's the difference between being addicted to painkillers and just really, really liking them a lot?"

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

'Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.'

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

The inside of a person's head is revealed to show the battle between intellect and emotion.