Self-evaluation Reflector Gifts

'But what if we are at the top of our game?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That party went well.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.