Self-evaluator Gifts

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Adolescencia"

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"And my approval rating is sixty-two."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

Psychiatry. Why go on a voyage of self-discovery when I can just Google myself?

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'You lie!'

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

'Being yourself is not helping this marriage, Jack.'

"Sigh...Iconoclastic, but not an icon."

'Creating an idealized version of yourself can be very therapeutic role playing...or you can do what I do and just lie a lot on Facebook.'

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

'Very soon you won't have the problem of knowing who you are and trying to find yourself...'

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

"ER says she was Googling diseases."

"Is this book a true story or is it true it's a story?"