Self-evaluator Gifts

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Adolescencia"

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"And my approval rating is sixty-two."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

"Has it been in your family long?"

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"Sigh...Iconoclastic, but not an icon."

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."

'Being yourself is not helping this marriage, Jack.'

'You lie!'

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

'Creating an idealized version of yourself can be very therapeutic role playing...or you can do what I do and just lie a lot on Facebook.'

'Very soon you won't have the problem of knowing who you are and trying to find yourself...'

"ER says she was Googling diseases."

"Is this book a true story or is it true it's a story?"

"I'd like to file a report. I'm trying to find myself."