Self-evaluation Reflector Mugs

'But what if we are at the top of our game?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

That party went well.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."