Guilt-wracked Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures a guilt-wracked philosopher's pondering mind? Our collection offers clever, humorous, and meaningful items perfect for those who love deep thought and existential debates. Find something that resonates with their reflective nature—whether it's a funny mug to sip their thoughts or a witty print to decorate their space. Show you understand the weight of their philosophical struggles with a gift that brings a smile and a sense of camaraderie.

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"Think of how ashamed they'd be if they knew their Father hogged the restroom key."

"Think of how ashamed they'd be if they knew their Father hogged the restroom key." mockup

"Think of how ashamed they'd be if they knew their Father hogged the restroom key."

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life. mockup

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.' mockup

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?' mockup

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?' mockup

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

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'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.' mockup

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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Et in Arcadia Ego

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That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you. mockup

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

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Free speech isn't cheap!

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

I wonder what they're moaning about right now? mockup

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

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"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!" mockup

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

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"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man." mockup

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

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"Don't believe in labels."

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'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!' mockup

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

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"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

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