Guilt-wracked Philosopher Mugs

"Think of how ashamed they'd be if they knew their Father hogged the restroom key."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Free speech isn't cheap!

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Don't believe in labels."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Early Man Late Man

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

'All I know is that when life hands you a lemon, you're supposed to make lemonade...is there such a thing as curveballade?'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Get an afterlife!'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Baxter finally gets a life