Grumpiness Buster Gifts

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Cheer up...'

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Uncle Murray Weekly

"You're still grumpy. See if you can get a refund on that Happy Meal."

I HATE STUFF

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'Dinner.'

Moan Pig.

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'When did I become so old and morose?' 'I know. It seems only yesterday you were young and morose.'

"It's too cold in here. The boss is a jerk. My feet hurt."

'You'll love Elliot, Father, He despises everyone even more than you do!'

'Dear, your father is just a big crab these days.'

Why weathermen are forced to retire at 55.

"Stick-in-the-mud Cruise"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 5

"I'm sorry, Harold is resting at the moment. He's been trying to be amicable all day."