Grumpiness Gifts

Moan Pig.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"You have the Hum bug.'

'Cheer up...'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

I HATE STUFF

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

'Dinner.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'You'll love Elliot, Father, He despises everyone even more than you do!'

"Irritable bowls syndrome."