Grumpiness Explorers Gifts

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"You have the Hum bug.'

'Cheer up...'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Grumpy Old Men

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

'Kids get right up my nose!'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

I HATE STUFF

"You're still grumpy. See if you can get a refund on that Happy Meal."

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

Moan Pig.

'Dinner.'

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'When did I become so old and morose?' 'I know. It seems only yesterday you were young and morose.'

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.