Grudge Holder Enthusiast Gifts

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Grumpy Old Men

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'Kids get right up my nose!'

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

Edward Snowden wasn't here.

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Karsai funded by the CIA.

Know when to let it go.

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

A rug skinned bear

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"Let's cut some rug!"

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."