Grudge Guru Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who proudly wears their grudge on their sleeve? Our collection features playful and humorous items that celebrate their fierce loyalty and sharp sense of humor. Perfect for fans of clever banter and spirited personalities.

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"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas." mockup

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!" mockup

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me." mockup

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

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You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate! mockup

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

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'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?'' mockup

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

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Happy hour.

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'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.' mockup

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

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"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one." mockup

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

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'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...' mockup

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

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"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe." mockup

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

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Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

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"I make money, therefore I am."

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.' mockup

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

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'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.' mockup

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

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"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen."

"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen." mockup

"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen."

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Courtney Love

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Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed mockup

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

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"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

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'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.' mockup

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

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"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?" mockup

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

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Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar. mockup

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

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'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.' mockup

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

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"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?" mockup

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

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"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights." mockup

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

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"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are." mockup

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

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Boss in front of angry mob: 'Put it in writing.'

Boss in front of angry mob: 'Put it in writing.' mockup

Boss in front of angry mob: 'Put it in writing.'

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"What're you in for?"

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'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...' mockup

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

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'FQ...?'

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"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!" mockup

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

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"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't." mockup

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

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Karate.

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'And to think I started out as a little bundle of joy.'

'And to think I started out as a little bundle of joy.' mockup

'And to think I started out as a little bundle of joy.'

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Grudge Guru Gifts Collection

Grudge Guru Mugs

Discover more witty mugs that your grudge guru will love, perfect for every sarcastic or playful remark they share.

Grudge Guru Pillows

Browse our amusing pillows that add a humorous touch and suit the playful, spirited grudge enthusiast.

Grudge Guru Prints

Find art prints that perfectly capture the wit and charm of your grudge guru, ideal for decorating any space with humor.

Grudge Guru T-Shirts

Check out our selection of clever, funny t-shirts designed for your grudge guru to wear their personality with pride.