Grudge Analyst Gifts

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

Can't I just hand it back, like an MP?

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

King Midas: The Golden Years

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Know when to let it go.

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

Break it like Beckham

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

Oil War