Grudge Analyst Gifts

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

Can't I just hand it back, like an MP?

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Know when to let it go.

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

Oil War

'Not only can you pick out your own lobster, they also let you name it after either your boss or ex-spouse.'