Grudge Observer Gifts

It was well known that Mrs. Olsen had a grudge against the whole world.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'Something tells me we're in a heap of trouble.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"I've half a mind to protest."

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

'Great! There's no rain forecast for today: It's safe to go out...'

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

A lumberjack chops down a tree

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

Know when to let it go.

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"We're not as annoying up here. Let's go back down to the lamp by the reading chair."

'Have you noticed that the gurus get younger every year?'

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.