Grudge Holders Gifts

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Coronovirus dreams

Change your style, learn to smile!

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Mrs Jones is our designated hugger for junior executives.'

"I said, wrap your arms around me you unromantic fool!"

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

'Oh, no, Dad wants to give me a hug. I can't escape.'

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

Know when to let it go.

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

'Dave, you've been angry at me for twenty years. Can we talk?'

"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."

Surrogate Hugger.

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

'Not only can you pick out your own lobster, they also let you name it after either your boss or ex-spouse.'

Be Cheerful - if nothing else it'll drive people crazy.