Greed Analyst Gifts

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

King Midas: The Golden Years

Still Delivering

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

EU and India partnership.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Tariffs"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Greed.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Happy hour.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Trump and President Xi

"I make money, therefore I am."

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"It's written in invisible ink."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

Trading Insults

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'