Greed Critic Gifts

God and Mammon

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

Greed.

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Happy hour.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"Can you hear me now?"

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"I make money, therefore I am."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

Supremacist Court

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

Moanathon.

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"