Greed Humorist Gifts

Are you searching for a gift that celebrates the greed humorist’s witty take on avarice? Our collection offers clever, funny items that playfully poke fun at greed, ideal for those with a sharp sense of humor and a love for satire. From amusing mugs to cheeky t-shirts, find something that resonates with their love of humor and clever commentary. These gifts suit anyone who enjoys laughing at human quirks and the follies of greed.

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"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

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You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate! mockup

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

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'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!' mockup

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

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'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.' mockup

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

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Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed mockup

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

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Greed.

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'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?'' mockup

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

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"This city is becoming unlivable." mockup

"This city is becoming unlivable."

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'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master. mockup

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

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"I make money, therefore I am."

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"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name." mockup

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

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'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.' mockup

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

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A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk mockup

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

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Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed mockup

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

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"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!" mockup

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

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"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!" mockup

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

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Pet Cemetery.

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'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.' mockup

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

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Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar. mockup

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

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Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.." mockup

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

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Borrowed 200K for mime school

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"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey." mockup

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

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'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.' mockup

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

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'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

'The cat does like having something to scratch.' mockup

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

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'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...' mockup

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

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"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?"

"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?" mockup

"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?"

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"That wasn't very funny!"

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Bear in hotdog eating contest.

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The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away. mockup

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

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'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!' mockup

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

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'Goodbye, Charles; have a greed-is-good day.'

'Goodbye, Charles; have a greed-is-good day.' mockup

'Goodbye, Charles; have a greed-is-good day.'

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God and Mammon

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"You gotta teach me that trick."

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"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power" mockup

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"

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Greed Humorist Gifts Collection

Greed Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs that poke fun at greed and human quirks—perfect for morning coffee or as a witty gift for the greed humorist.

Greed Humorist Pillows

Discover pillows with clever, humorous designs that lampoon greed—ideal for adding a humorous touch to any room or lounge.

Greed Humorist Prints

Browse our art prints that humorously critique greed, bringing a satirical and witty vibe to your decor or that of the greed humorist you’re celebrating.

Greed Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our selection of funny t-shirts featuring playful takes on greed—great for making a humorous statement and showcasing their witty side.