Greed Commentator Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the greed commentator in your life? Our collection features playful and thought-provoking items that capture the essence of sharp commentary with a humorous edge. Perfect for those who love to observe and comment on human nature with wit and insight.

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'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master. mockup

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

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"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

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"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers." mockup

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

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You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate! mockup

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

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'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.' mockup

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

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Chinese stock market

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Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing. mockup

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

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Ukraine Crisis

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'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.' mockup

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

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Greed.

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'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?'' mockup

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

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Happy hour.

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Spanish bank needs propping up.

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'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.' mockup

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

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'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.' mockup

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

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The bailout.

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"I make money, therefore I am."

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Euro fall...

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"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent." mockup

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

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Bank of Cyprus-sia

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Agency Moody's comments

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We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour. mockup

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

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'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.' mockup

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

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The euro currency is a bomb.

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"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name." mockup

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

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Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank mockup

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

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A Second Stimulus is Coming,

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'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?' mockup

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

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Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed mockup

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

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"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class." mockup

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

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"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!" mockup

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

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'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.' mockup

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

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'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

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Greed Commentator Gifts Collection

Greed Commentator Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs designed for the greed commentator—perfect for coffee breaks filled with sharp wit.

Greed Commentator Pillows

Discover pillows featuring playful designs inspired by greed commentary—bring humor to your home decor.

Greed Commentator Prints

Find inspiring prints that celebrate the sharp mind of the greed commentator and add humor to your walls.

Greed Commentator T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirts that capture the humor and insight of the greed commentator—great for every clever observer.