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'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Chinese stock market

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Ukraine Crisis

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

Greed.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Happy hour.

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

The bailout.

"I make money, therefore I am."

Euro fall...

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Agency Moody's comments

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

The euro currency is a bomb.

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'