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Greed.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Happy hour.

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"I make money, therefore I am."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'Bond yields rise, bond prices drop...stock prices rise, gold prices drop..it's all part of the great cycle of greed.'

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

'Goodbye, Charles; have a greed-is-good day.'

"We've been told to keep him in there until the election is down to the final two!"

"Remember, Eddie, it's not the journey that counts. It's the money."

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"

God and Mammon

"Before we have our Maths lesson, a word from our sponsor"

'Two can live as cheaply as one, but I refuse to live with a cheapskate.'