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The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Greed.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

Happy hour.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"I make money, therefore I am."

We've been coming here for decades, but I still don't understand their idea that the richest person is the one with the most money.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

'Bond yields rise, bond prices drop...stock prices rise, gold prices drop..it's all part of the great cycle of greed.'