Greed Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"I lost my hunger a long time ago, but luckily, I found my greed."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Happy hour.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Spike Milligan

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

Arcade Game Baseball.

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

Making Money.

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"