Greed Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Happy hour.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"I make money, therefore I am."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"I think he's been capitalised!"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Arcade Game Baseball.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

Making Money.

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."