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"I make money, therefore I am."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'Goodbye, Charles; have a greed-is-good day.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Soaring Profits

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Smart card.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Happy hour.

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Cartoon computer

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

The Last Jerseys.

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'