Greed Philosopher Pillows

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Greed.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

Happy hour.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"I make money, therefore I am."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'Bond yields rise, bond prices drop...stock prices rise, gold prices drop..it's all part of the great cycle of greed.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

Very sad piggy bank