Humorist On Greed T-Shirts

Gift a tee that boldly, humorously, and cleverly satirizes greed. Ideal for humorists who love making witty statements, these t-shirts turn a simple outfit into a conversation starter.

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'You can't have everything can you?' - 'Of course not. Where would you put it all?'

'You can't have everything can you?' - 'Of course not. Where would you put it all?' mockup

'You can't have everything can you?' - 'Of course not. Where would you put it all?'

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'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.' mockup

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

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'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.' mockup

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

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Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed! mockup

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

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Made in China

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'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.' mockup

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

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'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.' mockup

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

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"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today." mockup

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

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'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.' mockup

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

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'The recession is over, again.'

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Fuel bill gone through the roof

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"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay." mockup

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

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Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing. mockup

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

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Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed mockup

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

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'Wait a minute....!

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Money god

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"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..." mockup

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

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'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.' mockup

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

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The Euro - R.I.P.

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'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...' mockup

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

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"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?" mockup

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

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'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.' mockup

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

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Investments.

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"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.'' mockup

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

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'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!' mockup

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

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'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?' mockup

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

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'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.' mockup

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

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"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh." mockup

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

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"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

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