Greediness Guru Gifts

Looking for a gift for your greediness guru? Our collection features clever and humorous products that highlight a passion for abundance and indulgence. These gifts are ideal for those who believe more is always better, blending wit with a touch of fun. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, these items turn greed into a playful statement. From quirky mugs to bold t-shirts, find the perfect way to celebrate someone with a hearty appetite for life's luxuries.

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"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are." mockup

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

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Happy hour.

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made' mockup

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

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You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate! mockup

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

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'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.' mockup

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

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'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.' mockup

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

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Smart card.

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Greed.

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'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?'' mockup

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

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"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?" mockup

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

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'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.' mockup

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

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'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master. mockup

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

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"I make money, therefore I am."

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Cartoon computer

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'I'll have the 'All of the above.'' mockup

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

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'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!' mockup

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

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'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.' mockup

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

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"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name." mockup

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

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"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!" mockup

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money." mockup

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

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"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it." mockup

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

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"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!" mockup

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

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'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.' mockup

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

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"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!" mockup

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

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Don't laugh, my house is paid for. mockup

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

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"We merged to save through volume buying."

"We merged to save through volume buying." mockup

"We merged to save through volume buying."

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'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!' mockup

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

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'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?' mockup

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

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'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.' mockup

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

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The Last Jerseys.

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"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!" mockup

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

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Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed mockup

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

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A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself... mockup

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

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Greediness Guru Gifts Collection

Greediness Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of greediness guru mugs and find the perfect vessel for your favorite brews, infused with wit and personality.

Greediness Guru Pillows

Discover cozy and humorous greediness guru pillows, adding a playful touch to any sofa or bedroom.

Greediness Guru Prints

Browse our witty and vibrant prints that celebrate the greediness guru in all of us, perfect for brightening up any wall.

Greediness Guru T-Shirts

Check out our selection of greediness guru t-shirts—fun, bold, and designed to make a statement about your love for abundance.