Grudge Holder Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

Grumpy Old Men

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'Kids get right up my nose!'

Et Tu, Glenn Greenwald?

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

The Panama Hat Trick

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

Edward Snowden wasn't here.

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

"Let's cut some rug!"

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

A rug skinned bear

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

Know when to let it go.

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

"The gravy train at platform 2 will be calling at all stations to Westminster."

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."