Grounded Traveler Gifts

Acrophobia Airways

Flags

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Vaccination Passport

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Technological Dependence.

Welcome Ghost.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Mad For It

Virtual Beach

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Anything to declare?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.