Grounded Pilot Fun Gifts

"It's alright honey. Daddy's fine. He's just...practicing."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Cow Blue Arrows

'You idiot! I told you we should have learned to fly first before jumping out of that thing!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

'Bon Bons Away!'

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

Fast Track

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

The phrase "pushing the envelop" came into common usage after Tom Wolfe used it in his book "The Right Stuff." We was describing test pilots with exceptional courage who were expanding the limits of flight. Ernie wants to become a test pilot and people ask me if he has the right stuff. Unfortunately, his level of courage can best be described by saying ... Ernie is unable to push the envelope because he's terrified of getting a paper-cut!

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!

"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"

"It's a new career for me. I left the business world because I kept running companies into the ground."

'Test Pilot.'

Call that a Crash?! (Wife stands behind husband with a frying pan.)

'Damn it! I can never remember which one's the lighter.'

Drones

'Ha! He really thought we forgot about him!..'

"Whatever you hit Captain it wasn't a bird. The only thing I can see in here is lot s of wrapping paper, broken toys and shattered antlers."

'As a pilot I was useless, but I'm a fantastic stunt flyer!'

Remote controlled foul ball incidents.

Flight simulation eject add on.

"Testing the world's first ejector seat for helicopters..."

Kite Graduation

Acrophobia Airways

'Another strike?'

"Relax. Feel yourself becoming one with the Earth. Stuart stop eating bugs."

"Mayday, Mayday...we've lost control!" (Boy playing with personal pc behind pilot).

Sadly, 'The Great Hot Air Balloon Race' was over before it began.