Grounded Pilot Fun Pillows

"It's alright honey. Daddy's fine. He's just...practicing."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Cow Blue Arrows

'You idiot! I told you we should have learned to fly first before jumping out of that thing!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Bon Bons Away!'

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

Fast Track

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"

"It's a new career for me. I left the business world because I kept running companies into the ground."

Call that a Crash?! (Wife stands behind husband with a frying pan.)

'Test Pilot.'

'Damn it! I can never remember which one's the lighter.'

Drones

'As a pilot I was useless, but I'm a fantastic stunt flyer!'

"Whatever you hit Captain it wasn't a bird. The only thing I can see in here is lot s of wrapping paper, broken toys and shattered antlers."

Remote controlled foul ball incidents.

Flight simulation eject add on.

"Testing the world's first ejector seat for helicopters..."

'Another strike?'

Acrophobia Airways

"Relax. Feel yourself becoming one with the Earth. Stuart stop eating bugs."

"Mayday, Mayday...we've lost control!" (Boy playing with personal pc behind pilot).

"Yes of course I understand how dangerous birds on the runway are. All I`m saying is was it really necessary for you to leave your aircraft and chase them yourself?"

Sadly, 'The Great Hot Air Balloon Race' was over before it began.