Grounded Traveler Pillows

Acrophobia Airways

Flags

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Vaccination Passport

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Technological Dependence.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

Virtual Beach

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bev puts on an old favorite

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.