Middle Ground Traveler Pillows

Vote Centrist

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

On Holiday

Lawrence of Suburbia

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Free WiFi

"Avoid hungry bears."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

Your Luggage

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'