Middle-earth Traveler Pillows

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

Yasser Arafat

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Mommy and I are back from New Zealand. How was your trip? It was great. I got to see where the Hobbits lived. And there was green everywhere. Then we had to go. They wouldn't grant you and your mom refugee status? No. We tried Antarctica after that. We tried real hard to fit in. But the penguins just would not accept us as part of their society. Tell your mommy Trump's only going to be president for eight short years.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Go to Hell'

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

The Landlord Of The Rings

"Avoid hungry bears."

Vote Centrist

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

A tale of two cities: Aleppo and Mosul

'What if there's a Palestinian CRISIS?'

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

Sailor offering lady a drink which she will only accept as medicine,

Sauron's Sore Eye

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

Confessions on a plane.

In Case of Emergency

Phone Henge

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.