Middle-earth Traveler Pillows

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Yasser Arafat

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Avoid hungry bears."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

'Go to Hell'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Vote Centrist

'What if there's a Palestinian CRISIS?'

A tale of two cities: Aleppo and Mosul

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Sailor offering lady a drink which she will only accept as medicine,

Sauron's Sore Eye

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

Confessions on a plane.

Phone Henge

In Case of Emergency

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.