Middle Ground Traveler Gifts

Vote Centrist

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

A white collar cow.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

On Holiday

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Lawrence of Suburbia

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Free WiFi

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"Avoid hungry bears."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Your Luggage

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."